'If you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change.'
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i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.
I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’
Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing
this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial
I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall
so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering
and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought
but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was wrong with me
okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case.
omg this is fantastic
That’s 3 puns at once how is that possible